I’m not at ape, I just live with one, and this bagged, ready-to-eat popcorn is fucking delicious.

When he’s not ranting about shills, fud or unreasonable banana prices, the other thing my super ape boyfriend won’t shut up about is the new AMC bagged popcorn. Seriously, he is beyond goddamn enthusiastic. When we go to the movies (only amc theaters, but of course), he just raves about how the at-home popcorn is going to be just as good as the real deal.

I assumed he was probably going to be disappointed, but I hoped for the best.

When it was finally came on the market, I kept trying to order some from Walmart.Com, but it was always sold out.

And then his happiest day arrived. He was able to place an order. He fucking hyped that delivery tracking like the second coming of the messiah.

It finally showed up early this morning and he was so excited that he insisted we cracked open a bag and got to it. I had my first bites before I took my first pee this morning.

I love snack foods more than life and popcorn is definitely one of my favorites. The butterier, the better.

This shit is beyond fucking delicious. I’m pleasantly shocked!! I thought for sure it would be an edible let down and I’m happy to have been so wrong.

I just ordered seven more bags and I can’t wait for Tuesday to get here!!

Anyways, just wanted to show you apes some love and say congrats on the ridiculously tasty snack!! I’m all diamond hands on this bag.