2023 is where we end this… and win.
This month I re-up for my third ape tour of duty. I’m numb in a good way and more confident then ever. I hold my position with a state of zen that triggers the most seasoned of shills as they fire insult and FUD over our heads.
I snack on crayon flavoured MREs while hedgie blows through all their ammo trying to suppress our advance. They thought we retreated but all we did wall fall back into a fortified position to reload more dry powder and now it costs us a fraction for every foot we advance further towards a hedgie surrender.
Forward operating bases one-by-one fall into a state of bankruptcy as they learn what apes are really about, holding their position and growing their army.
Soon we will negotiate hedgies surrender if they don’t self-destruct their command centre first. Until then, we get to play psy-ops on them this year.
Hedgie, negotiations will begin at everything you have… and goes up from there the longer it takes to clear you out of every bunker you hide in.
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