Ken Griffin treats 10,000 employees and their families to all expense paid vacation to Disney World

Also books Coldplay, Diplo and more because the hedge fund had such an ‘incredible year’. Employees in Asia are scheduled to have a similar celebration next year. I heard this on the radio and they couldn’t stop talkin up Kenny. How does no one know what’s going on with this dickheads hedge fund? I feel like I’m living in an alternate reality.